Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity.

Where is she?

Call my doctor. You have to call my doctor. Call Doctor Scully.

I get tired of losing my gun.

[On finding a severed thumb]
Siskel or Ebert?

I changed it to "Trust Everyone." I didn't tell you?

Ah, you got to love this place. Every day it's like Halloween.

If coincidences are just coincidences, why do they feel so contrived?

Come on, Scully, it'll be a nice trip to the forest.

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you.