Frohike: You gotta admit, she is hot though!
Mulder: Frohike, it's men like you who give perversion a bad name.

Frohike: Obviously, you haven't read our August edition of The Lone Gunmen.
Mulder: Oh sorry boys, it arrived the same day as my subscription to Celebrity Skin.

[Langley] Why is he trying to kill himself?
[Frohike] Stop trying to kill yourself, Beyers.

Frohike (to Mulder): You know, it's really not fair. You've been dead for six months and you still look better than me. But not by much.

(8x16 Three Words)

Frohike: [examining a used envelope] I got something. Writing. Must have been underneath whatever they were writing on.
Ringo Langly: Your guys at the Bureau have a laser that can detect any change... more

Henry David Thoreau wrote, "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." His life has been anything but quiet, yet I believe nothing but desperate. He's the most dangerous man alive,... more

Langley: Say it!

Frohike: Your Kung Fu is the best.

A hacker never turns himself in.

We've got FBI agents running around. Military Police. Whatever the hell is going on around here, it's big.

Byers: You are talking about a premeditated crime against the United States Government.

Frohike: Your second one today. Welcome to the dark side.