Monica Reyes: So, big plans for the weekend?

John Doggett: Oh, huge. Microwave pizza, satellite TV.

Monica Reyes: Wow. Thanks for making my life sound exciting.

I just saw a guy with a gun in his pocket and I don't mean he was happy to see me.

I don’t know about Agent Reyes but Agent Doggett is gonna sit his tired ass down.

John Doggett: I was thinking about getting a cat.

Monica Reyes: There's dog people, and there's cat people. You are a dog person, John.

John Doggett: How do you figure?

Monica Reyes:... more

[Skinner and Doggett are talking to the Lone Gunmen via a computer]
John Doggett: You wearin' pants, Langly?
[a pause. Langly doesn't seem to realize that he's only wearing a robe. It then dawns... more

Dead men don't tip, Agent Scully.

...flesh. They're fertilizer in his garden.

I never saw it as an option

damn it scully, that's impossible!

Just connectin' A to B to C.