The Truth is Out There.

Scully: "...besides, 2001 is actually the start of the new millennium."
Mulder: "Nobody likes a math geek, Scully."

Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity.

Mulder: "Will you let me drive?"
Scully: "I'm driving. Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big macho man?"
Mulder: "No, I was just... more

You know, they say when you talk to God, it's prayer but when he talks to you, it's schizophrenia.

Mulder: I miss her intelligence, her integrity, and her contradicting me. And the way she says my name; yeah I miss that.

Scully: I miss how much he challenged me, knowing that if I was in trouble,... more

Wow! Admit it. You just want to play house. Woman, get back here and make me a sandwich.

I even made my parents call me Mulder.

Hey! I heard you were down here slicin' and dicin'. Who's the lucky stiff?

You got something going on with the pizza man I should know about?