[Danny and Martin are back from California]
Danny: A plane is not supposed to be in the sky. It's not natural.
Martin: Neither was that flight attendant and you weren't afraid of her.

Martin Fitzgerald: Okay, umm ... Y, uh, y cuántos pesas, señor?
Danny Taylor: Uh, you just asked him how much he weighs.
Martin Fitzgerald: I did?
Danny Taylor: You did.
Martin Fitzgerald:... more

Danny : TTYL? what does this mean?
Elena : "Talk To You Later"

Vivian: Where's she going?
Danny: Maybe it's a booty call.
Samantha: Your mind is always in the gutter. There was no call.
Danny: Tom Wilkins, 11:48.
Martin: In my experience, there's usually not... more

Danny: [after a boy goes missing at Yankee Stadium] This would've never happened at Shea.
Vivian: It's so sad how bitter Mets fans are.

[after interrogating a suspect]
Jack: The head butt was a nice touch.
Danny: No... head "bump". That was a head "bump", not a head "butt".

Danny Taylor: Two years working white collar in Seattle and he gets this assignment?

Samantha Spade: Doesn't hurt to be Victor Fitzgerald's kid.

Danny Taylor: No wonder he's... more

(Talking about Samantha and Eric Keller.)
Martin Fitzgerald: Is there something going on between those two?
Danny Taylor: Used to be.
Martin Fitzgerald: Really? That's her type, huh?
Danny... more

(Jack has just told Danny where to go to check out a lead.)
Jack: I suggest you start at the top and make your way down.
Danny: Jack, it's fifty-five stories!
Jack: Hey, wear comfortable shoes.

Danny Taylor: So you and Marty seem, uh... (Samantha looks up.) Well, you seem something.
Samantha Spade: Yeah, we are.
Danny Taylor: Good. It is good Sam. Why are you hiding it?
Samantha Spade:... more