Kris Furillo: Do you even know how to ride a horse?
Ken 'Junior' Davis: Do birds fly?
Kris Furillo: Penguins don't.

Matt Ritter: How's it coming, Bookcase Boy?
Ken 'Junior' Davis: [frustrated] A curse on Sweden!
Matt Ritter: What about the hot blondes?
Ken 'Junior' Davis: Okay. Not the hot blondes.

Primrose I don't know about you but I feel used.

I chose you just like I'd do every time.

Junior: I know, and you know why? Because I watch you. I have no idea what makes me do it, but every time you turn your head, anytime you laugh out loud, or lift your hand to drink a cup of coffee.... more

Oh My God! It's Kris Furillo, will you sign my chest please!

Junior: Why do I feel like everytime I talk to you, I feel like I'm asking a father permision to date his daugher?
Pablo: Do you love her?
Junior: More than you know.
Pablo: Then do something... more

Matt: Do you regret not marrying Laura?

Junior: She wasn't the right one.

Kiss me goodnight and I'll leave

Ken: I left you in control of Davis Farms and you thank me by selling out to Gillian Parsons.

Jr: You left me in control of the titanic. You should thank Dani and me for keeping it afloat.

Ken:... more