What did you take? A frickin' Tom Cruise pill? Do you always have to be so cheerful?

Dani: What's Kris doing here?
Junior: Waiting tables. Trying to decide whether to spit or put a dead cockroach in your salad.

Matt: Who's Luke Perry?
Dani: He was in "The Breakfast Club."
Matt: Oh.
Dani: Or Aerosmith.

(to Junior) Were you really looking for the horses, or did you just come along so you and Kris could go skinny-dipping?

All work and no sex makes Dani a dull girl.

Dani: I hate you.
Junior: I knew you'd understand.

Dani: Give me the phone, or I'll post your PSAT scores on my blog.
Junior: What were they again?
Dani: 490 Math, 550 Verbal.

All is fair in love and horse racing.

(dani and matt kissing)
Dani: we shouldnt be doing this
Matt: so what
Dani: your on the rebound
Matt: so what
Dani: im on the rebound
Matt: so what
Dani: your right, so what

Dani: Why did you guys leave me!? You know in all the horror movies the girl in the big house all alone is killed by a guy with an ax!

Junior: (looks around) Oh look there's an ax.