Kris:[slaps Junior] How could you do that to me? How could you do that to your sister, and to Matt?

Junior: Oh My God, are they going to slap me too!

Kris: Oh God! [Grabs him and hold him in... more

Kris: Matt, is this thing between you and Tina for real or is it just a fling?

Matt: I don't know. What about you and Junior?

Kris: I don't do flings.

Junior: You have a great right hook.

Kris: That's because men are dogs.

Junior: All men are dogs?

Kris: Well, different breeds, same goal.

Junior: Blistering sun pounding down on your head, branches slapping you in the face, mosquitos dive bombing every patch of exposed skin. What lucky soul gets to ride horse #2?

Matt: Kris... more

Charlie: [referring to Dani] She seems like a nice girl.
Jean: Yes, she "seems" like one.

Jean: I just wanna know what's in his [Matt's] mind.
Charlie: She's probably blonde and naked.

Junior: You are such a psycho, if he were so in love with you he wouldn't have dumped you.

Laura: I know what you want.

Junior: Kris.

Ken: I don't want you to see that girl anymore.

Junior: Dani?...Done.

Junior: Where's Win?

Kris: Where's Molly?

Junior: I don't care where molly is.

Kris: Well you should cause you have lipstick smeared all over your face.

(Kris reaches up and rubs the... more