Holly: I had a fight with Ben!

Vince: Dump him.

Holly: What?

Vince: I didn't say anything, what did you hear? GOD!

Holly: [talking to Vince about their friends] I chose to hang out with my friends and you chose to lay on top of yours.

Holly: Went to college party, didn't drink, got stuck with a guy in the bathroom, nothing happened, Gary's pants, night.
Val: Hold on. College party?
Holly: Didn't drink.
Val: Guy in... more

What happened to my overprotective, in-my-face sister who wouldn't let me play Ms. Pac-Man because she thought that she made "bad choices"?

Oh my damn!

I’d like that… but I can’t. Holly, all I’ve wanted these past few weeks was for you and I to be friends again. As I sat there watching you sleep, I realized, I don’t wanna be sitting next... more

Vince: And all I could remember is that she had rose petals in her hair. And so every time she shook her head the next day, she smelled like roses.

Ben: So you got drunk, fell in a bush, and... more

Holly: What are we gonna do about drunkie?
Val: Geez I get drunk one night and get married and everybody's up in my grill.

Gary: You know what? Your hair is so "Footloose"!
Vince: You did not just drag Kevin Bacon into this!
Gary: Yes I did, buddy. And the gloves are coming off my friend.
Vince: Oh, so is... more

Vince: Well isn't that nice of Gary, helping my ex-girlfriend's boyfriend. What a good guy!
[punches Gary]