Hunter: (referring to Val)Where did she learn to play pool?

Holly: our Grandmother taught her.

Val: Ah, Pooh

Holly: she also taught her how to cuss

Holly: Hi! That's my skateboard.

Boy: No, it isn't. I found it on my balcony.

Holly: That's because I dropped it off the roof. Where did you think it came from?

Boy: God?

Dad: You remember that Japanese restaurant, Katsu, in the East Village with the tempura that you love?

Holly: We're going there for dinner?

Dad: No. We're moving to Japan!

Repairman: (after hearing Gary and Jeff are competing to see who's the strongest) So, this is how you're gonna settle it, with paddleballs and tearing sheets?

Gary and Jeff: (pauses then shouts)... more

Holly:(Before taking a picture covered in mud) Wait, do I have something in my teeth?

J.C. Chasez: Honey, it's the only place you don't have something.

J.C. Chasez: (after a muddy Holly hugs him) I bet Justin doesn't have to do this!

Aunt Wanda: I'm Aunt Wanda, are you Val's boyfriend?

Jeff: No, I'm Styles. Chilli Styles.

Gary's Mom: I always wondered; who is this Melba?

Jeff: I don't know. But if I ever run into her, you know what I'd say? Nice work with the toast.

Gary's Mom: (laughs)

Robyn: Bye Holly. Love your shoes.

Holly: See ya Robyn. Hate your guts.

Dad: How could you keep this from me? Marrying Vic?

Val: Wait how'd you know I married Vic?

Dad: Honey, I'm gay not blind!