Holly: No, just you telling the Son of a Bitch fireman that he was "hot, hot, hot".

Tina Haven: [Lauren holds up a pinata shaped like a rocket ship] Oh. Let's get Val this one. You know what it looks like?
Holly: It's a rocket ship you dirty bird.

Holly: What are we gonna do about drunkie?
Val: Geez I get drunk one night and get married and everybody's up in my grill.

Holly (about Gary): He's even figured out how to copy parts of himself on mugs.

Jeff (looking at a mug): Please tell me that's his thumb.

(After a Movie)

Vince (talking about Holly sitting next to him at the theater): She was going for my Junior Mints.

Gary: Well she wasn't going for mine

Ben: I dated her for 6 months, she... more

Holly: I had a fight with Ben!

Vince: Dump him.

Holly: What?

Vince: I didn't say anything, what did you hear? GOD!

Holly to Jill:" You had everybody fooled with your sweet voice, innocent eyes-"

Vince to Jill:"Tight little body!"

Uh,oh.Duckies are moving! Repeat! Duckies are moving!

I'm just going to get a glass of water.

Holly: Went to college party, didn't drink, got stuck with a guy in the bathroom, nothing happened, Gary's pants, night.
Val: Hold on. College party?
Holly: Didn't drink.
Val: Guy in... more

What happened to my overprotective, in-my-face sister who wouldn't let me play Ms. Pac-Man because she thought that she made "bad choices"?