Henry: Well maybe I'll just hang out with you tonight.
Gary: Alright. But if you try to awkward kiss me, that is the END of boys night out!

Henry: Don't you see Holly, when things start to get boring you look for another guy. With me it was Vince. With Ben it was Vince. Do you see a pattern?

Holly: The pattern is Vince!

Henry: That's my girlfriend.
Holly: What's her name?
Henry: Holly and that's not sick.

Henry: Holly look at this guy he loves you.
Vince (mouthing the words): I do.
Henry: Even when I loved you he loved you!

Gary: "Well look, I'm sure there's an explanation."
Henry: "She LIED to me!"
Gary: "Well there's your explanation."

Holly: "I'm not mad!"
Henry: "Well you sound like it!"
Holly: "Because I am! I gotta go, bye!'

Holly: Tina and I have to get off at the next stop
Henry: Why?
Holly: Because I forgot something.
Henry: What'd you forgot?
Holly: Cheese!
Vince: I 've got cheese
Holly: Spicy Mustard
Henry:... more

Gary why are you checking up on my date? I don't go to Chuck E Cheeses sneaking up on your dates.