(After a Movie)

Vince (talking about Holly sitting next to him at the theater): She was going for my Junior Mints.

Gary: Well she wasn't going for mine

Ben: I dated her for 6 months, she... more

Oh my damn!

Henry: Well maybe I'll just hang out with you tonight.
Gary: Alright. But if you try to awkward kiss me, that is the END of boys night out!

Vince: well... does his stuff cost more than... free?
Gary: Dude, don't worry about it. I set him up last week with two "Young and Tenders". Man, he owes me, just to say that.
Vince:... more

Gary: I never told anyone that you wrote a fan letter to Celine Dion!
Vince: [shouts] Hey, Celine Dion is excellent and you told everyone!

Gary: You know what? Your hair is so "Footloose"!
Vince: You did not just drag Kevin Bacon into this!
Gary: Yes I did, buddy. And the gloves are coming off my friend.
Vince: Oh, so is... more

Gary: [after fight with girl] Fine! Im about to open the world's biggest can of sexy!!
Man in Bar: I'll take one of THOSE on the rocks.
[Gary runs away with a creaped out look on his face]

And I gave him that gorgeous leather jacket!"



"Gorgeous?..... Gay.

Vince: (about the suit he's wearing) What do you think?

Gary: I think Holly's boyfriend is Ben, and you're getting confused in that pretty little head of yours.

Vince: (smiles) So you think I'm... more

Holly: "Thank God Gary came!"
Tina: "That's one you don't hear a lot."
Gary: "Here's one yuo never hear, Hey Tina are you a supermodel?"