Val: They're not being firemen, they're being fire babies! haha
Vic: Those are my brothers. You call them a fire baby you might as well call me one.
Val: Ok you're a fire baby. Fire baby Fire baby... more

Val: Vic, I've been thinking.
Vic: Uh huh..
Val: And, what I've been thinking about is, Buttermilk! I'm gonna get some buttermilk and make those pancakes you love. ( Walks out the door then opens it... more

Holly: I lost my vincelet. Vince gave that to me. He was my baby!
Val: I'm going to be cutting my wedding cake with a light saber!

Noah: Val, I can explain.
Val: It's ok. I get it, you're gay that's fine.
Noah: I 'm not gay.
Val: Well, your room is.

Well, Vince has done his laundry, Gary's done his laundry, Tina's like a fricken' laundromat!

Hey this is Lauren, if it's one of my friends then leave a message and if this is Val, those pants you were wearing last night made you look fat! Haha

Holly: Why sports are less boring up close?

Jeff: No, soccer is boring from everywhere.

(Val and Jeff are in a tattoo shop and they go behind a curtain to talk)

Lauren: Oh no! They've gone behind the paper-thin curtain of silence...

Vince: I'm moving to chicago and you couldn't even say good bye in person?
Holly: I could but Hallmark has a whole team of trained professionals...

Hola. Me llamo muffin.