Silas: I'm never going to get married, marriage is death.
Andy: Aren't you a little young to have reached that conclusion?
Shane: Uncle Andy why aren't you married?
Andy: BECAUSE IT'S DEATH!!
Quinn: Ok, we are breaking up.
Silas Botwin: Come on, think of all the time this will save us on foreplay, just whisper, "Shoot me in the optimum kill zone," I'll be good to go.
Quinn:... more
Pot is natural. It's not processed. It's made by God himself. So it's spiritual, it elevates you, it opens your mind. That's what God's love is all about.
[FAT CUSTOMER:] "What's going on here?"
[LISA:] "...Sir, you're too fat."
[FAT CUSTOMER:] "You fat-ist! I'm gonna write you up on chow-hound. Your mom's a rude... more
all women are evil lying bitches but i'm trying to be a good brother here so when she kicks the shit out of your heart i'll buy you a beer with my fake i.d.
Silas: You did this?
Nancy: Course not
Silas: You took care of the bikers, didn't you?
Nancy: There are tinder dry conditions out there, warm temperatures, low rainfall, high density houses in a... more
Silas: " Deaf Megan can do that. Dennis Cling said that her mouth is like a dirt devil."
Friend: "Daredevil? He's blind, not deaf. I don't think he sucks dick at all. He is a... more
