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Which Player Are You In Nancy's Team?
10 Questions | Taken 1790 times
1
As a part of Nancy's business team, what do you see yourself doing?
By selling more, you make more money. It's what God wants.
My reputation is suspect. I will only sell top quality product.
Is this shit good?! How much money do you need?
As Nancy's business partner, I will test out the product.
I don't give a shit about that bitch, I just want to get paid!
2
How would you react to a dining table covered in big, sticky green?
Alright everybody, I need this bagged up asap!
Holy shit... let's get high!
What is all this?
That's not how you cure it...
It's going in the swimming pool. It's for your own good.
3
How much do you expect to get paid by Nancy?
No less than $15,000. Bitch. Whore. Cunt.
It doesn't matter, I will do anything for Nancy.
You don't get paid by Nancy. You owe her money for Rabbinical school.
More than Dean if my dick is bigger than his.
More than Doug if my dick is bigger than his.
4
Who or where are your top customers?
In gay bars and night clubs. Because I'm a faggot. And only I can say that.
Sullivan Groff and the seniors at the old folks' home.
Snoop Dogg, only if it's the mothafuckin MILF weed...
In community service, just as long as I don't bump into wet Pam.
Wherever I go, such as a waterpark.
5
What would you rather be drinking?
An iced cappucino and a diet Coke.
Fruit punch!
Vodka, anything that gets me drunk...
Cactus Coolers, they taste like baby asprin.
I can't drink, I'm in a full body cast.
6
What is your drug of choice?
I don't do drugs. Although I did quaaludes back in my day.
I don't do drugs, I sell them.
Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday...
This shit is LEGENDARY!
I can't smoke weed, I'm in a full body cast. In the hospital.
7
The pigs got you and they're interrogating you about your involvement. What do you say?
You can kiss my black ass!
I will defend myself when I get out of this body cast.
I am a student at Rabbinical school.
Nothing. You are full of shock.
Nancy Botwin.
8
How would you solve difficult problems when there is no one there to help you?
Take a knife to Celia's throat.
Point a gun at Nancy's head.
Smoke a bunch of dope and play the banjo!
You cry and stay still while the dog is peeing on your face.
Take what you can, abandon the house, and go!
9
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
I don't know, but I know I'll still have eight toes.
Hopefully not in jail, living the good life with my kids.
Raising my kid with Clinique!
Hopefully not in jail, living the good life with Nancy.
Pittsburgh!
10
If given a large sum of cash money, what do you do with it?
Deposit it all in the bank, or at least try to.
Invest it all back into the business.
Put it in your backpack and forget about it.
Put it all into a savings account for college in the future.
Wrap them in cute little Jesus ribbons.
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