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Charlie: Ooh never again, never again.
Berta: You gonna stop drinking?
Charlie: Are you crazy, I'm gonna stop waking up!

--Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

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Christine member since 2007

9:28PM on 1 Sep 2008

Alan: I am going to call triple AAA
221/2 r old girlfriend:Yes you better no need getting drunk over this...
Episode - (2006)The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Jarred member since 2008

10:50PM on 26 Jun 2008

Evelyn: I am Charlies mother
Mia: I am Charlies girlfriend
Evelyn: Can you fix him?

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Charlie: Jake. What do men have that women dont?
Jake: Beards.
Charlie: no. Lower
Jake: (in a lower voice tone) Beards

--Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

--Angus T. Jones as Jake Harper

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Charlie: Ooh never again, never again.
Berta: You gonna stop drinking?
Charlie: Are you crazy, I'm gonna stop waking up!

--Charlie Sheen as Charlie Harper

211 fans have favorited this

Feelings are like your mother's breasts..you know they're there, but they're better left unfelt