Bella: "Okay, Emmett. I win, and you cannot say one more word about my sex life to anyone, not even Rose. No allusions, no innuendos--no nothing."

Emmett: "Deal. I win, and it's going... more

Emmett: Fall down again Bella?
Bella: No Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.

Emmett: Woo! Go Gators!

Charlie: Florida winning?

Emmett: Just scored the first touchdown. 'Bout time somebody scored around here.

Rosalie: Is she even Italian?

Emmett: Her name is Bella.

So it's still standing? I would have thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?

I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around.

I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.

Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed?

So you see, Hell's not so bad if you get to keep an angel with you.

Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"

Emmett:" Don't tell her anything". he growled from below and Edward... more