Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.

Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.

Bella: What a stupid lamb.

Edward: What a sick masochistic lion.

Bella: Why am I covered in feathers?
Edward: I may have bit a pillow or two...

Edward Cullen: Are you afraid?
Isabella Swan: I'm only afraid of losing you.

Edward Cullen: Do I dazzle you?

Bella Swan: Frequently.

Yeah, it’s an off day when I don’t get somebody telling me how edible I smell.

Bella: "Okay, Emmett. I win, and you cannot say one more word about my sex life to anyone, not even Rose. No allusions, no innuendos--no nothing."

Emmett: "Deal. I win, and it's going... more

Emmett: Fall down again Bella?
Bella: No Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.

Bella: So what you're saying is that I’m your brand of heroin?
Edward: Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin.

You already know how I feel, of course. I’m here… which, roughly translated, means I would rather die than stay away from you.