It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share.

Amazing. How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" -Edward.


"It's a talent." -Alice.

I think she’s having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.

This hostage stuff is fun!

Bella:"Alice, don't you think this is just a little bit controling? Just a little bit psychotic, maybe?"
Alice:"Not really." (She sniffed.) "You don't seem to grasp how... more

Jasper shows up, covered in battle scars, towing this little freak" - he nudged Alice playfully - "who greets them all by name, knows everything about them, and wants to know which room she... more

Speaking of Italy and cars I stole there, you still owe me a Porsche.

Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."

Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"

Alice: "I do. Excellent."

No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot.

How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?