I should've known that something wasn't right the second you walked into my life carrying that big bag of crazy. 'Cause any woman with a purse that big is bound to have something in it I don't wanna... more

You're wearing gold pants!

Jason: I just want to lick your mind.

Amy: Let's have lunch first.

Sarah - "You're worse than Judas"
Jason " why what did he do to yah?"

If a tree falls in the woods is it still a tree?

I shoulda known somethin was'nt right.The second you walked into my life carring that big bag a crazy. Cause any woman with purse that big is bound ta have somethin I donwanna know about.

(singing) Big old scary vampire went out to the sun to fry.

That son of a bitch! It's like he ripped out my brain and planted all his own babies in there!

Do you think...he could turn into a chicken...and lay his own egg...and then eat it? Man, that would be weird.

Jason: "Do you think Sam could turn into a chicken and lay his own egg? Wouldn't that be weird, eating something that just came out of you?"
Andy: "What kind of a perverted brain... more