Eric: I texted you three times. You didn't respond.
Bill: I hate having to use the number keys to type.

Do I have Blood in my hair?

-Eric to Lafayette

Pam, those were good pumps

Bill: You're connected. He'll be to sense your emotions

Sookie: No! No! (Turning to Eric) You big lying a-hole.

Eric: Bill I think you're right. I think I can sense her emotions

True Blood, it will keep you alive, but it will bore you to death

If you're their poster boy, the mainstreaming movement is in very deep trouble. 'True Blood. It will keep you alive, but it will bore you to death.'

Erik: Everybody thinks you're a darling, don't they?
Sookie: I am a darling.
Erik: Yeah, but you're ruthless when it comes to the people you love. You'd do anything for them. Your brother, your... more

Don't you like vampires little girl?

[About kids ]
Pam: You make me so happy I never had any of you!
Eric: Oh come on Pam, there funny. They're like humans but miniature...tea cup humans!
Pam: I hate them, theyre so stupid!
Eric:... more

Eric: Has she, uh...mentioned me?

Bill: No. That was really quite desperate of you. Tricking her into drinking your blood so she became attracted to you.

Eric: Unlike you, who fed her your... more