Sheriff Dearborne: "This towns a hell of a mess and I'm man enough to know that I can't shoulder it myself. You might have your faults Andy but atleast you got pants on."

Tara Thornton: [slaps Manager] That's for pattin' my ass too much! I'mmo get my baby daddy who just got outta prison to come and kick your teeth in!
Sav-A-Bunch Manager: Jesus, Tara. Please don't... more

XCUSE ME, XCUSE ME..I ain't sellin tonite cream cheese.

Never say never when there's the internet!

Sookie: How long til sunrise?
Bill: 41 minutes.
Sookie: Hold me for 40?

Lafeyette: Hey hooker, how you doing. What you doing here?
Tara: I work here.
Lafeyette: Oh no tha hell you don't!
Tara: Oh yes tha hell i do you ugly bitch. You need to make peace wit dat.

I work out like a motherfucker, and I watch alot of porn to learn stuff

I'm a waitress, what the Fuck are you?

”Oh, Billy. This paranoia, it’s really quite unbecoming. Has she, uh, mentioned me?”

(Eric talking to Bill about Sookie)

Maryann Forrester: What are you?

Sookie Stackhouse: I'm a waitress. What the fuck are you?