Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Hey, Sil. You remember your first blowjob?
Silvio Dante: Oh, yeah.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: How long did it take for the guy to come?

Tony: The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando. He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed...he was with the Interior Ministry. Guy's like a Russian green beret. This guy cannot come back to... more

You don't shit where you eat. And you especially don't shit where I eat.

You heard about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.

Chris: " Like you've ever been to Paris Paulie !"
Paulie: "Sure, I went over there for a blow job.. your mother was working the bonbon concession at the Eiffel tower.

Rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. They're both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives. Poor man says to the Rich man, "What'd you get your wife this year?" He... more

Once you're in this family, there's no gettin' out.

There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth.

Religious guy to Tony in hospital: There was a time when humans and dinosaurs coexisted peacefully in the world

Tony: What, like in The Flintstones?

So what are you reading?"

"Chicken Soup for the soul"
" You should read the Italian version, tomatoe sauce for your ass"..........