Religious guy to Tony in hospital: There was a time when humans and dinosaurs coexisted peacefully in the world

Tony: What, like in The Flintstones?

Drama... Always with the drama!

Bobby Baccalieri: "To the victor belongs the spoils."

Tony Soprano: "Why don't you get the hell out of here before I shove your quotation book up your fat fucking ass."

So what are you reading?"

"Chicken Soup for the soul"
" You should read the Italian version, tomatoe sauce for your ass"..........

Rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. They're both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives. Poor man says to the Rich man, "What'd you get your wife this year?" He... more

Tony: You're looking good. Looking better.
Uncle Junior: Tony, if you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls.
Tony: Hey, You want that, it's a phone call... more

Once you're in this family, there's no gettin' out.

Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Have you ever had a prostate exam?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Are you kidding? I don't let anyone wag their finger in my FACE.

(To Richie Aprile) You want to talk this old school bullshit? Here's a rule you might remember. I'm the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots. You pay me the respect I gave your brother or we... more

You wanna talk rules? You wanna talk all that old-school bullshit? Then remember this rule: I am the motherfuckin'-fuckin' one who calls the shots!