Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Have you ever had a prostate exam?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Are you kidding? I don't let anyone wag their finger in my FACE.

So I'll see you next week?

Unless you know somethin' I don't.

(Tony)"Is that the issue?"

(Melfi)"You tell me what the issue is?"

(Tony)"Hes a fag!!"

We all know you're a sucker for those Irish girls. Every Italian boy bows down to the freckles.

Dr. Melfi: Sounds to me like Anthony Jr. may have stumbled onto existentialism..

Tony: Fucking internet.

Dr. Melfi: You wanna be a better gang leader? Read The Art of War by Sun Tzu.

Anthony: You know what? Fuck you! You know who I am and what I do, you called me.

Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Are you still taking the lithium?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Lithium, Prozac. When's it gonna end?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: We're trying to give a jolt to your system. Give it... more

Dr. Jennifer Melfi: My god.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What, your dad never cut off anybody's pinkie?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You know where I was yesterday when you called?... I was outside a whorehouse, while a guy that works for me was inside beating the shit out of a guy that owes me money.... more

[to a friend, about men] Sure. You want someone who's sensitive to your needs, but still decisive enough for the occasional grope in the closet.