I look forward to it. Oh yeah, can I have a condom?

<a href="quoteComments?id=318414">Ben: You still have a thing for ricky ticky rum pum pum pum?
Amy: No I don't, and I never did
Ben: Well I think you did at one time
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I just kissed her.

Ben: I've already kissed her, but I mean I really want to kiss her. Like a man kisses a woman.
Henry: Yeah. Or like a guy. Kisses a bear. In drag.

Sorry. I just grew tired of waiting and thought perhaps I could get a different perspective if I looked at things from your side.

Ben: I bet my cymbals beat your French horn on the timeline.
Amy: Where did you hear that?
Ben: What? The cymbals came after the French horn?

I wish she had killed someone. That I would admire. Especially if it was someone horrible, like Hitler.

Alice: I have to go now. I have an algebra tomorrow and my mother drove me over here and she's waiting for me. Goodnight.
Henry: You were in the car with your mom while we were talking about who you... more

[after Amy tells him that she's pregnant]
Amy Juergens: I'm such a whore.
Ben Boykewich: Yes, but you're my whore.

Ben: Wow.....you look......beautiful...
Amy: Thanks. I'll just get my jacket just in case I'll need it later.
Ben: (to himself, staring at Amy) Oh yeah definitely....
Amy: Huh?
Ben: Oh yeah you... more