I can't wear my clothes anymore, because I'm fat.

Oh no, he saw me watching him, now he's coming over. -Amy Juergens
Good cause, I'm going to kill him! -Madison

He better stop. He better stop right now or...or my boyfriend's gonna have a word with him.

Mom, I'm pregnant and you're worried I'm gonna use bad words?

Becuase I'm not even sure if it was sex. It wasn't fun and definately not like you see in the movies, you know all romantic and stuff.

(laughing) "Who would have sex with Dad unless they had to?"

it's simple i just lay down and when i tell you to get off it's over..Just kidding