[after Amy tells him that she's pregnant]
Amy Juergens: I'm such a whore.
Ben Boykewich: Yes, but you're my whore.

Anne Juergens "Come on, you're going to be late for school"
"At least I won't be late for my period"

Amy: I'm perfectly capable of speaking for myself!
Ricky: Since when?
Amy: Since I got pregnant!

Customers in your store heard I was having sex? And how would they know I was having sex? The only person who would know is me... and my lover.

Jack: Is everyone going crazy? Is everyone just walking around with their shirts off, 'cause I can walk around with my shirt off too, and I'd probably look a lot better than he did! [Jack takes off... more

You're a bad boy, and I'm a bad girl. That's why you belong with me.

Grace: I could have been hurt... or violated!
Ricky: I'm happy that you weren't hurt or...*whispers* violated!
Grace: Are you making fun of me?
Ricky: Would i ever make fun of you?
Grace: I don't... more

You had me at corn dogs.

People are talking about my woman!

Amy [to ricky] She knows.
Ashley: I know everything. I have condoms.