So what, you leave and the Sausage Prince is gonna take advantage of her? Let's go. She'll be fine.

Is that what they do at band camp? Have sex?

"Yeah, that's how we had the girls, great sex....Amy was conceived on a surfboard and Ashley was conceived on a grave at midnight!"

If anyone says anything to you, I'll stick a rocket in their pocket and send them to the moon!

Get out your dream catcher cause your dreaming again.

I know a Weenie Man, He owns a Weenie Stand.He owns everything, Hot Dogs on Down. Someday, I'll be his wife, His little Weenie Wife, O how I love that hot Dog Man!

If anyone says anything to you, I'll stick a rocket in their pocket and send them to the moon.

When was the last time you had some real fun? Please don't say band camp

[Jack walks up smelling like alcohol]

George: Have you been...?

[Jack shrugs]

George: Don't be stupid Jack. Never drink alone.