The Secret Life of the American Teenager
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So what, you leave and the Sausage Prince is gonna take advantage of her? Let's go. She'll be fine.
--Mark Derwin as George Juergens
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Is that what they do at band camp? Have sex?
--Mark Derwin as George Juergens
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"Yeah, that's how we had the girls, great sex....Amy was conceived on a surfboard and Ashley was conceived on a grave at midnight!"
--Mark Derwin as George Juergens
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If anyone says anything to you, I'll stick a rocket in their pocket and send them to the moon!
--Mark Derwin as George Juergens
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Get out your dream catcher cause your dreaming again.
--Mark Derwin as George Juergens
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I know a Weenie Man, He owns a Weenie Stand.He owns everything, Hot Dogs on Down. Someday, I'll be his wife, His little Weenie Wife, O how I love that hot Dog Man!
--Mark Derwin as George Juergens
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If anyone says anything to you, I'll stick a rocket in their pocket and send them to the moon.
--Mark Derwin as George Juergens
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When was the last time you had some real fun? Please don't say band camp
--Mark Derwin as George Juergens
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[Jack walks up smelling like alcohol]

George: Have you been...?

[Jack shrugs]

George: Don't be stupid Jack. Never drink alone.
--Mark Derwin as George Juergens
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