“What am I thinking? Kids at Brown don’t wear sparkly scarves. Maybe on the way to the
airport, I’ll stop and get some sort of angry piercing.

He's an Elf, he saved Middle Earth, that's a huge part of European History.

you had me. you had me 3 months ago and you left.
it has nothing to do with me, it's about you, and it's always about you. what you need and what you want.
you know it seems that you only want me... more

I love surprises...especially when they're named Jimmy Choo!

Oh-ho, no. All right, listen to me, skank, just because says to Taylor :
you're saying really mean things in, like, a really nice voice, doesn't mean that we don't realize that you're just some... more

(on the way to TJ)
Summer: 80 is the new 70.
Seth: What? Who talks like that?
Summer: Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh, wait.. Cohen does.
Seth: Well, they have God on their side,... more

Seth: Who is this?
Summer: No-one.
Seth: I'm not no-one.
Summer: Princess Sparkle, what do you want?

Summer: You just gotta get right back on that horse, Coop. You gotta giddy up

Summer: Are you even making fun of me? Because I can't tell.
Anna: Most of the time, Summer, you do my job for me.
Summer: Again... not tracking.

Summer: We're not having sex, by the way.
Seth: Excellent. There's not enough pain and suffering around us already.