Has anyone seen Shanes vagina because I think she dropped it somewhere.

We should get you some jeans now, because...uh, Adele, the appliqué on the back of your jeans was declared an abomination by the Geneva Convention.

Dana: Oh my god. Are you even gay Melissa?

Alice: Oh god that's Shane, that means Tonya's coming, um...
Dana: What was your escape plan Al?!
Alice: Plan? I didn't really think about that one!

“Ladies and Gentlemen, we have our last couple standing.”

All relationships end, lovers leave, leaving a labyrinth of... heartache and betrayal.

Tina:"Oh my god. Oh my god we should get Weezy to fix the railing before all these people come over to our house."

Bette:" What did you just say?"

Tina:"Opps I said Oh... more

(being questioned about Jenny's death)
" you will never find a group of people who love one another more and who look after one another as lovingly as these friends do. You can give me any... more

Alice: "When we have sex I don't close my eyes and imagine someone else naked in the shower."

Tasha:"Fuck you."

(After a night of sex)
NIkkI: "It was so romantic when you said that I broke your heart.(inhaling) Ah you've broken my heart."

Jenny(kissing NIkki): "You didn't break my heart.... more