Lauren: Did you ever see that Seinfeld episode where that bald guy’s fiance licked all of the envelopes and she like died from glue poisoning?

Whitney: No!

Lauren: And there were only 300 of... more

I like a little meat on my men!

“My mother taught me to focus on being myself and not to worry what other people think about you. I know that as long as I'm a good person I'll stay on the right path. From my dad I learned that... more

I've had a couple of people betray me. I'm not a person who believes in holding grudges, but if one of my best friends did something really terrible to me, it would be very hard to ever really trust... more

he's a sucky person! i'm never gonna like spencer! he did a really messed up job! (lauren confronting heidi about spencer)

And for once my career and my personal life where under control... Why is just when you get things together you hear from the one person who can pull it all apart?

Why is it that just when you get it all together, you hear from the one person who can pull it all apart?

Listen to me...I mean...Homeboy wore combat boots to the beach...

Always dress nicer than you think you should

Lauren: “I feel like…some things are just better left the way they are.”
Lo: “You guys are so cute together though.”
Lauren: “Yea…. but… hanging out with him, I feel like I’m in... more