I mean, if you need a minute to yourself, you aren't going to get it, but you just have to realize it's what you signed up for, because those difficult moments are what make for a much better show.

She can't come to my birthday!

Lauren: Heidi, how do you get rid of the hiccups ?
Heidi: Drink water upside down and stick a pencil in your mouth
Lauren: Is that possible ?

Lauren- A Good Roomie, You know? That's like a good pair of jeans you hold on to.

Heidi- I know!

Heidi: There's a difference between being in love with somebody and being absolutley in love with somebody.
Lauren: Are you absolutely in love with Jordan?
Heidi: (Pauses) No.

Heidi: I think you should go out with Spencer's friend Brody Jenner.
Lauren: Heidi! He's been touched by Kristin. He's tainted.

Heidi: I think you should go out with Spencer's friend Brody Jenner.

Lauren: Heidi! He's been touched by Kristin. He's tainted.

I'm a girl. I should be treated like a princess.

You know what you did!
What, what did I do?
You know what you did!

Lauren: You know that Jordan loves you. There’s no question. It’s not a question about whether he loves you. It’s a question of whether or not this relationship is working. You know that... more