Lauren: So how’s your first day going?
Heidi: Um, I didn’t finish.
Lauren: What do you mean you didn’t finish? Did you just leave?
Heidi: Yea.
Lauren: Heidi, you can’t just walk out of a... more

I am fun. I do have a good time. I have a good heart. I'm not all jokes. I'm a pretty serious person sometimes. I'm very very hardworking. I'm very academic.

Don't give my number to guys.
He's not just a guy, it's Spencer's best friend, it's such a good idea.

Heidi: "I love you"
Spencer: "No you don't"

Lauren: Why do we always compare men to accessories?
Heidi: Because they're disposable like that.

Heidi: There's a difference between being in love with somebody and being absolutley in love with somebody.

Lauren: Are you absolutely in love with Jordan?

Heidi: (Pauses) No.

When in doubt...shoe it out

Stephanie- "Lets all be single together forever!!!"
Heidi- "I love her she's like the spokeswoman for single people everywhere."

Heidi" "my answer is No"
Spencer "Sweet my answer is get out of my car!!!"

When people are rude to waiters- that’s my biggest turnoff. They’re trying to be all cool and cocky, then they’re rude – it makes me furious!