[about having a new child]
Clair: So you don't want another one?
Cliff: There's times that I don't even want the ones we have.

Sondra: I'm just...looking forward to every day I'm going to get to spend with them.
Cliff: Yeah. That's so wonderful. Spoken just like a woman whose children are only 45 minutes old.

This is the best elevator music I've ever heard!

I will hooverize you!!!!

Cliff: This is not Burger King. You can’t have it your way!

Cliff: You know, America is a great place but it doesn’t have a place where you can get rid of your kids.

Cliff: You’re afraid to try because you’re afraid your brain is going to explode and it’s going to ooze out of your ears.

Cliff: Your mother and I are rich. You have nothing.

Cliff: And you're going to do it because I said so! I am your father!

Cliff: No 14-year old boy may wear a 95-dollar jacket unless he's on stage with his four brothers.