Cliff: (On the phone with Denise's boyfriend) Hello, Freddy? I'm going to hang up now, you can keep talking if you want to.

Denise: This wouldn't happen if I had a phone in my room.

Cliff: If... more

Denise: Dad, it's okay to be weird here, but you're going outside the house now.

Theo: He's a minister, Dad, he'll tell God we're crazy

Cliff: Where are you going dressed like that?

Denise: School.

Cliff: What? Is it scarecrow day?

Denise: You Huxtable men are crazy!

Cliff: Yes, but we always get our women!

Clair: Not because of those things, but despite them.

Denise: ...University of North Dakota at Bismarck...and University of Hawaii.

Cliff: I just have one question... I'm sure it's a lovely school, but, um, why North Dakota?

Denise: Because I'm... more

Denise: I'm the assistant to the executive assistant.

Clair: And tell your father what the assistant to the executive assistant DOES!

Denise: Well, I take care of the needs of the guests and I... more

Denise: I've decided to discontinue my college education.

Clair: Come again, young lady?

Denise: I'm not going back to Hillman.

Cliff: Wanna bet?

Denise: And who am I? An industrious young woman who wants to examine life without....pressure!

Cliff: And how much does that pay?

Denise: I'm not putting down your apartment. It's wonderful! It's got character, it's charming, But c'mon, you can't act like children for the rest of your lives. It's time for you to grow... more

Denise: What did they say?

Rudy: I had my ear right to the door and all I heard was "Denise", "Quitter" and "Dropout".

Denise: That's all you heard?

Rudy: No,... more