The fuck y'all lookin' at?!

Ed: 22 minutes.
Gin Rummy: We suck! We fuckin' suck, man!
Ed: I don't think 22 minutes is so bad.
Gin Rummy: Not so bad? That's a whole episode of "Seinfeld"! It takes us a whole... more

Huey: Well, this is the apartment building where it all happened. Maybe someone saw something.
Ed: Oh, somebody saw somethin' all right.
Huey: Hey, slow down. We gotta be tactful.
Ed: Tactful?... more

Ed: [Throws down a game controler] This is some bullshit! The game cheatin'!
Riley: Nigga, the game ain't cheatin'.
Ed: Start the game over!
Riley: Why you always gotta cheat when you lose... more

I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

What's it like? What I supposed to say to that? It was cool? There was bitches? Ok there was bitches, but a lot of 'em had, you know, they was covered up in them curtains and stuff they be wearin'.... more

Ed: Check this out. (opens closet full of guns)

Riley: Wow! Are those real?

Ed: Real? Put it this way-if I pick one up and put it to your face, pull the trigger, will you be dead?

Riley: Are you sure that vest will stop this shotgun?

Ed: Man, I'm like the Terminator in this vest. (finishes his bottle of booze) What you don't believe me? Go ahead! Pull the... more

Wuncler: I own all the businesses on this block. Everything except Meadowlark Memorial Park. I've been trying to buy that park for years, but the state is trying to buttfuck me on the price

Wuncler III: KEE-YAH, bitch.