Riley: Why R. Kelly huh? What did R. Kelly do to you?
Tom: He's accused of relieving himself on an underage girl on tape, which is against the law.
Riley: Ok, ok, ok, but let's examine this whole... more
Excuse me. Everyone, I have a brief announcement to make. Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying about 9-11. Thank you for your time and good night.
Riley: I can't believe you got your ass kicked by a blind man, Granddad!
Granddad: My knee went out. You know I got a bad knee.
Riley: Bad knee?! That nigga had bad eyes! He couldn't see,... more
Vision? What do you know about my vision? My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions, and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. Now ask... more
That's the difference between private nigga moments and public nigga moments: a private nigga moment shames you, a public nigga moment shames the whole race!
Huey Freeman: I'm tryin' to explain to you that Ronald Reagan was the devil. Ronald Wilson Reagan? Each of his names has six letters? 6-6-6? Man, doesn't that offend you?
Here's something black people have known for a couple hundred years: niggas are crazy. Now black people don't like talking about crazy niggas in public cause white people may be listening. But I'm... more
