Gin Rummy:"Nigga Technology:Technology that lets dumb niggas talk to other dumb niggas about dumb nigga shit."

I'll be dead on his ass like "Spencer for fuckin' Hire". I'll hunt him down and feed him his testicles, *and* I'll do it in a jiffy. And I don't care if his momma there, his grandmomma,... more

Ed: [Throws down a game controler] This is some bullshit! The game cheatin'!
Riley: Nigga, the game ain't cheatin'.
Ed: Start the game over!
Riley: Why you always gotta cheat when you lose... more

the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence

Gin: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist does not mean that you have evidence that something doesn't exist
Riley: What?
Gin: What country you from?
Riley: What?
Gin:... more

Ed: 22 minutes.
Gin Rummy: We suck! We fuckin' suck, man!
Ed: I don't think 22 minutes is so bad.
Gin Rummy: Not so bad? That's a whole episode of "Seinfeld"! It takes us a whole... more

Huey: Well, this is the apartment building where it all happened. Maybe someone saw something.
Ed: Oh, somebody saw somethin' all right.
Huey: Hey, slow down. We gotta be tactful.
Ed: Tactful?... more