Sheldon: What are the odds that 2 people as remarkable as ourselves could be connected by someone as comparatively workaday as your son?
Leonard's mom: Was that a rhetorical question, or would you... more

Stuart: Here Sheldon. I pulled the new Hellboy for you. It's mind-blowing.

Sheldon: Excuse me! Spoiler alert!

Stuart: What? I didn't spoil anything.

Sheldon: You told me it's mind-blowing,... more

Sheldon's Mom: Now, you listen here. I have being telling you since you were four years old, it's okay to be smarter than everybody but you can't go around pointing it out.

Sheldon: Why... more

Bernadette: "He cant sit somewhere else?"

Penny: "Oh no...no you see, in the winter that seat is close enough to the radiator so that hes warm yet not so close that he sweats. In... more

Sheldon: "'Coping with the Death of a Loved One.' My condolences."
Woman in bookstore: "Thank you."
Sheldon: "Family or friend?"
Woman: "Family."
Sheldon:... more

Mrs. Wolowitz: Senior fitness was canceled; it turns out you can forget how to ride a bike.

Sheldon: Good Morning your honor, Dr. Sheldon Cooper appearing in pro se. That is to say representing himself.

Judge: I know what it means, I went to law school.

Sheldon: Yet you wound up in... more

Judge: Guilty. Pay the cashier.

Sheldon: I object. You're completely ignoring the law.

Judge: No, I'm following the law. I'm ignoring you.

Sheldon: Really? I would point out that I am at... more

We're all pathetic and creepy and can't get girls. That's why we fight robots!

-Barry Kripke

Raj: "Dr. Gablehouser"
Dr. Gablehouser: "Dr. Koothrappali
Leonard: "Dr. Gablehouser"
Dr. Gablehouser: "Dr. Hofstadter"
Sheldon: "Dr. Gablehouser"
Dr.... more