RED: I can't believe that is what you idiots have been doing in my basement all these years! I wish I had 2,000 feet so I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!
KELSO: Okay, fine. I was at the academy when the auditorium burned down, but it totally wasn't my fault. See, I got there early to practice with my flare gun 'cause I wanted to show Brooke an actual... more
What's in the bag?" - Red
"If you mean paprika than yes Sir!" - Kelso
"Honey, paprika is red." - Kitty
"If you mean green paprika than yes Sir! Hyde, what's the spice... more
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