I'm voting for you tonight because when you snore it sounds like someone choking a walrus.

I've lost my reign as Dumbest Survivor ever.

Eliza: Omigod, it's not the idol.
Jason: It is the idol.
Eliza: It's not the idol.
Jason: Why do you say that?
Eliza: Because that can't be the idol.
Jason: Why not?
Eliza: Because it's just a... more

Deal with it, bitch.

Like I’m going to keep anyone warm?! I weigh seven pounds…I can’t even keep myself warm! Get off of me!

James: Boy...you made me happy! [slaps Todd]
Todd: You almost killed me just then, James!
James: That's love, baby, makes you strong!

(As Jeff throws Ozzy's fake Immunity Idol in the fire)
Jeff come on it took me hours to make that!

Just don't eat the apple. Be happy and naked, but don't eat the apple!

What in the nickelodeon is going on around here?

I got voted out by a gay flight attendant, a sassy New York waitress, and a lady with a mullet.