I want that million dollars. Exotic, expensive furs on my shoulders, jewels on these pretty fingers...I'll wear a tiara. A man tiara. Do they make those?

Erinn: Tyson, you be careful or you’ll fall off.
Tyson: Don’t boss me around, lady.
Erinn: I just don’t want you to break your pretty little face.
Tyson: That’s true, it is my money... more

Tyson: Hey, you think I should shed my underwear?
Debbie: I'm not lookin'!
Tyson: You can look if you want.

Guys, I think Brendan’s trying to build relations with the other tribe. He’s got to go next

We have the long-haired guy that looks like the love child of Steven Seagal and the Last of the Mohican. So if he can pull any of those skills out...survival skills like an Indian, or karate moves... more

I guess it's like God's candy in Brazil. Thanks, God.

I smell like a man today. My parents would be so proud.

We'll see what happens when I get home and everyone disowns me...I'll probably have to move somewhere else. Somewhere less Mormon-y.

Debbie: You'll never be able to have children again!
Tyson: I don't care.

JT, you have a sultry voice, let’s let you do the honors.