Which former Survivor said this quote during an episode of Survivor: "Well I think that's just nonsense, and I think it's bad sportsmanship by him... little bastard... to indicate that we didn't fair and square win that challenge. So I don't think they DID throw it. But just for that little pissant to take that away from us is ridiculous."

"We give them hot chocolate to get them to sleep, and we give them Viagra so they won't roll out of bed."

"It feels terrible to have my butt whooped by a homosexual, you know? But a lot of gay folks are strong, man. They all workin' out at the gym and all, you know? Damn."

"Neleh and Paschal, both of them are behind me. I feel that both of them are really rooting for my success."

"We had a hot amber going, and I was like, guys... we have a hot amber. Yeah... we've got AMBER!"

"Here we are today, live, from Happiness Cove. Where we will reach a blistering 160 degrees according to Rob today."

"Look, Richard, corporate America don't work out here, out in the bush. Action, Richard, action. That's what we need."

"We got two skinny men, runnin' around. We got a black guy in his tighty whities. We got a young girl, who's out there shakin' bacon."

"I knew I was gonna be last. But they got a diamond in the rough, what they don't know."

"Whenever I kick the bucket one day, I will have a casket FULL of life experiences."

"You don't have to tell me that. I'm a grown-ass man."

"Linda's so concrete she's buried in the bottom of Hoover Dam."

"Back where I come from, that's called being a sore loser. So Kelly, when you win, I hope you go back and shove it right in Sue's face."

"You are pretty good at hiding your nasty side. But when your true colors come out, you're no part of any rainbow I'VE ever seen."

"I didn't know that Jesus had a vested interest in Survivor. Cause, as far as I've seen every picture of Jesus, he's a guy. And I think that he would want the guys to win."

"They're not voting me off because I'm not letting them. It has nothing to do with being bright."

(sung as a rap song) "Chillin' in my raft in the South Pacific. Lookin' at my home, it's gonna be terrific. Gotta little taro cookin' on the stove. Gotta lotta love in my little shack home. Livin' out here in Survivor four. Never been south of the Equa-tor."

"If I would have had a gun, I would have shot her first and shot me second."

"I didn't come out here to be pushed around by a bartender/wanna-be actress."

"We are a VERY cocky group. It's fun to beat them and make fun of it. It's fun to have then talk about how hungry they are, and us go in there and win all their food. That's fun."

"Great. The guy with the mechanical leg's gonna win for sure. He's nice, he's smart, he's quiet. And you know, he's got the underdog thing going on. So we're screwed."

"I imagine that, when cooking rat, the sauce is of the utmost importance."

"I love Rupert. He's just a big ol' hippie."

"I once said you were like my mother. Well you're NOTHING like my mother."

"If my grandparents were in this game, I'd vote them out. Because that's an alliance right there."