It's like they've got a contract on us. Do you think it's because we're so awesome? I think it's because we're so awesome.

House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Sam: What Dad "wants" doesn't matter!
Dean: You see that? That attitude there? That's why I always got the extra cookie.

Dean: [looks at Sam] What?
Sam: [puppy dog eyes] I lost my shoe.

You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill you!

Sam and Dean: (In unison): Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out, Sam... Sam! You think you're funny but you're being really, really childish! - Sam Winchester wears makeup. Sam Winchester cries... more

Dean: Bitch.
Sam: Jerk.

Dean Winchester: Ya' know she could be faking.

Sam Winchester: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?

[Dean nods]

Sam Winchester: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!

There's tons of lore on unicorns too. In fact I hear they ride on silver moon beams and shoot rainbows out of their ass.

Hendrickson: I shot the sheriff.

Dean: But you didn't shoot the deputy!