Have you every looked deeply in his eyes? When I looked into his eyes it was like the first time I ever heard the Beatles. It was so beautiful I almost cried.

A girl hasn't *beep*ed a guy wearing camou cargos since Nam.

I got 16 handjobs and a fourth of a blowjob, but who’s counting.

Like she really needs lube to take your four-inch cock. These girls are 18, they're not dried-up grannies.

One day I was working on this huge veiny triumphant bastard...

You know how girls say 'man i was so sh*tfaced last night I shouldn't have *beep* that guy' We could be that mistake!

Girls in community college are more likely to fellaish.