Top 10 Officer Slater Quotes

1
Oh no, it's the cops!
--Bill Hader as Officer Slater
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2
I assume you all have guns and crack!
--Bill Hader as Officer Slater
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--Bill Hader as Officer Slater
4
On the night of our wedding, we had group sex. I wasn't in it, though. But i could hear it, through the wall.
--Bill Hader as Officer Slater
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5
I'm sorry that I blocked your cock...
--Bill Hader as Officer Slater
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6
Nice Mullet, Asshole
--Bill Hader as Officer Slater
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7
Do you want an asshole where your face used to be, Waylon Jennings?
--Bill Hader as Officer Slater
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8
SHIT!!! its the COPS!!!
--Bill Hader as Officer Slater
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Officer Slater- "we arrested a man lady who was legally named 'Phuck'."
Officer Michaels - "it was Vietnamese, it was with a 'ph' but still, prettty shocking to see on a license!"
--Bill Hader as Officer Slater
--Seth Rogen as Officer Michaels
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10
im sorry i blocked your cock
--Bill Hader as Officer Slater

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