I'm telling you man a bar isn't the place to find woman. I'd go to a farmers market or a pumpkin patch.

[while shooting at a stop sign they hear sirens]
shit, it's the cops!!!

ENGAGE!

He's a freak. The fastest kid alive.

ENGAGE!

I assume you all have guns and crack.

When I first started I thought there was semen on everything, and there was this big database with all the bad guys' semen in it. If he ejaculated and then punched you then we might have something.

Police emergency, we can't pay for these. We should get some beers for the road. Can I get 13 road beers over here?

ethnically, i mean did, what, uhh, i mean was he, was he like us or -- ( touches face and points to african american woman store clerk )
lady - "a woman? female? is that what your... more