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Take that vest off, you look like Aladdin
--Michael Cera as Evan
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Samezies!
--Michael Cera as Evan
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Hey, I’m not a piece of meat.
--Michael Cera as Evan
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You only have one name? who do you think you are? Seal?
--Michael Cera as Evan
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Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck your penis.
--Michael Cera as Evan
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Um, I didn't puke on you. Did I?

You didn't. I remember that. I avoided it. It whizzed right by me and I said "stay away from me."
--Michael Cera as Evan
--Martha MacIsaac as Becca
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9
So you guys have Myspace?"
- Francis, the creepy driver
--Jonah Hill as Seth
--Michael Cera as Evan
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Ya I'm totally gonna be there. Full throttle. Charlie's Angels 2.
--Michael Cera as Evan
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